Conference Confidential
Don't kiss-me-quick gossip from the seaside
Half a battle of wits
Clash of the titans it was not, but at last Sunday's New Statesman party Piers 'Fake Photos' Morgan and Charles 'Fake Ears' Clarke narrowly avoided exchanging more than coarse language.
Morgan asked the Home Secretary if he would appear on his Channel Four show, Morgan and Plattell. Clarke declined in a style that belies his expensive education by saying that he has no desire to appear on Morgan's "crappy little show". Morgan retorted that Clarke could "stick it up his arse then".
Oscar Wilde would be proud…
Half a battle of wits
Clash of the titans it was not, but at last Sunday's New Statesman party Piers 'Fake Photos' Morgan and Charles 'Fake Ears' Clarke narrowly avoided exchanging more than coarse language.
Morgan asked the Home Secretary if he would appear on his Channel Four show, Morgan and Plattell. Clarke declined in a style that belies his expensive education by saying that he has no desire to appear on Morgan's "crappy little show". Morgan retorted that Clarke could "stick it up his arse then".
Oscar Wilde would be proud…
Who is going to poke fun at the tories when their conference comes around?
Posted by
Matt |
Tue Sept 27, 12:53:00 pm
that'll be me then :-)
Posted by
Ben |
Tue Sept 27, 01:03:00 pm
stop press - coke found in loos near media types...
Posted by
Ben |
Fri Sept 30, 10:50:00 am