Moss to stand for Tory leadership
Kate Moss has damatically entered the race to be the next Tory leader.
In a statement delivered through her agent, Moss claimed that she was the natural heir to the Tory throne:
"I have perfect credentials to slot seemlessly into the role of Conservative leader. I am already vilified by the popular press and associate freely with known criminals."
Moss is expected to take centre stage at this week's Conservative Conference in Blackpool. Her campaign manager, Boris Johnson said:
"Blimey, what a jolly piece of totty! She'll shake 'em up in the Con-clubs alright. I haven't seen a chappess as charming since the last Speccy party. Phwor!"
They're setting a pole up on the stage at the Winter Gardens.
Seems like Kate's going to give them a rendition of her White Stripes turn.
Just as long as she avoids the white lines...
Posted by
Ben |
Mon Oct 03, 11:18:00 am
Does this mean she didn't check into that $10,000 a day clinic in the US? Her publicist is probably worth that much money. If there was anyone in the UK who hadn't heard of Kate Moss before all this, they have now.
Posted by
Matt |
Mon Oct 03, 01:10:00 pm
crikey, $10,000 a day!
no wonder you leave clean - you've got no money left for drugs!
Posted by
Ben |
Mon Oct 03, 01:14:00 pm
I have been thinking the same - it'll be the perfect way to fund my $10,000 a day - oh wait, that's just a rehash of Ben's joke above...
Posted by
Matt |
Mon Oct 03, 03:26:00 pm