Conference Coke Scandal
Reporters from the Evening Standard have tested samples of swabs taken from the Labour Party Conference in Brighton this week and revealed that they contain traces of Coke.
The reporters diligently took swabs from parties attended by high ranking media moguls, celebrities and senior government officials. The results have shocked many, who previously saw coke as the tipple of the rich. The fact that its use seems so prevalent amongst the top brass of the Labour party will disappoint many grass-roots supports.
Coke: now a working class drink
The revelations come just days after Ruth Kelly announced that junk food would be banned in schools. Kelly claimed that coke as sweets will not be available to children from next September. Drinks such as Coke are blamed for the rise in behavioural conditions such as Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).
ADHD: inability to sit still
Sugary drinks could be an explanation for the erratic behaviour of John Prescott, who was said to be 'bingeing' on snacks such as Mars bars and Coke before lamping 29-year-old farm worker Craig Evans in 2001.
Prescott: sugary snacks
The reporters diligently took swabs from parties attended by high ranking media moguls, celebrities and senior government officials. The results have shocked many, who previously saw coke as the tipple of the rich. The fact that its use seems so prevalent amongst the top brass of the Labour party will disappoint many grass-roots supports.
Coke: now a working class drink
The revelations come just days after Ruth Kelly announced that junk food would be banned in schools. Kelly claimed that coke as sweets will not be available to children from next September. Drinks such as Coke are blamed for the rise in behavioural conditions such as Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).
ADHD: inability to sit still
Sugary drinks could be an explanation for the erratic behaviour of John Prescott, who was said to be 'bingeing' on snacks such as Mars bars and Coke before lamping 29-year-old farm worker Craig Evans in 2001.
Prescott: sugary snacks
