The Policy Blender: Archer bid to rejoin human race

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Archer bid to rejoin human race

Jeffery Archer this weekend announced that he has applied to rejoin the human race at his local association in Vauxhall, London.

In a statement released on Saturday, Archer maintained that he was fit to return to normal society and that he was deeply repentant for his previous purgatory ways. The scheduled press conference was delayed slightly due to "a minor, unrelated, underwear combustion incident".

A spokesman at Vauxhall Human Association said: "there is absolutely no truth in this whatsoever. Jeffery Archer will never be a member of the human race in Vauxhall."

Archer: crook

Posted by Ben on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

A shoddy piece of work, I'll admit, but whilst looking for the picture of the man with his pants on fire I typed "liar" into Google and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'.

The result was great!

Posted by Ben | Mon Nov 28, 12:57:00 pm

I'm not sure I can agree with a post that directly equates being a Conservative with being a human being. Does this mean anyone who isn't a Conservative isn't a human being? It seems counterintuitive to me, though I admit, as a human I am not keen on Archer sharing that title. I can understand why some Conservatives may be reluctant to let him back in.

Posted by Matt | Mon Nov 28, 01:02:00 pm

the latter.

I'm not picking a fight with everyone who isn't a conservative!

:-)

Posted by Ben | Mon Nov 28, 01:15:00 pm

Excellent - that sort of passive approach will stand you in good stead in modern politics.

Posted by Matt | Mon Nov 28, 01:19:00 pm

"building consensus"...

Then again, sometimes you just have to blow shit up.

Posted by Ben | Mon Nov 28, 01:23:00 pm

have fun!

jet setting!

:-)

Posted by Ben | Mon Nov 28, 07:16:00 pm