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Canadian government collapses

Canada's government has lost a vote of no confidence, plunging the country into a Christmas election. President Bush was heard to say "Canada? That's the one with the sombreros and tacos, right?"


Actually, that was a revoltingly cheap shot... but I don't think I've ever heard Bush say sombreros, and I think it's a word that would work very well for him.


Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: Because that's the direction his car was sliding.


Nooooo!!!! My destined country of residency in turmoil, eh. This can't be so, eh. Something must be done aboot this, eh.


Whatcha going to do aboot it then, eh?

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