An update from the French Tourism Board
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'Ello again English monkies!
We're so keen to get our 'ands on your lovely English money/wives/daughters that we're offering a special tour of France to anyone who doesn't look a bit Muslim.
That's right, a tour of the lovely France, with the wines, cheeses, incompre-'ensible bureaucracy, political violence and more of the lovely wine.
You and your family can enjoy the benefits of wine and protectionism without the added burden of actual protection or drink driving laws as you tour the countryside in the safety of a French car with the luxury of a real open fire and power steering.
France - it's double the fun if you see double!
Climate information for France tomorrow
Brief
France will be a chilly at first for the English visitor, although it will warm as the Euros start to flow from the north.
There are chances of isolated storms with high pressure areas building just about everywhere due to the meeting of fronts from Europe and North Africa.
The evening will be mild, with intermittent spells of Frenchmen claiming they are the world's greatest lovers that my result in a disappointing dry spells with the odd patch of dampness early on.
'Ello again English monkies!
We're so keen to get our 'ands on your lovely English money/wives/daughters that we're offering a special tour of France to anyone who doesn't look a bit Muslim.
That's right, a tour of the lovely France, with the wines, cheeses, incompre-'ensible bureaucracy, political violence and more of the lovely wine.
You and your family can enjoy the benefits of wine and protectionism without the added burden of actual protection or drink driving laws as you tour the countryside in the safety of a French car with the luxury of a real open fire and power steering.
France - it's double the fun if you see double!
Climate information for France tomorrow
Brief
France will be a chilly at first for the English visitor, although it will warm as the Euros start to flow from the north.
There are chances of isolated storms with high pressure areas building just about everywhere due to the meeting of fronts from Europe and North Africa.
The evening will be mild, with intermittent spells of Frenchmen claiming they are the world's greatest lovers that my result in a disappointing dry spells with the odd patch of dampness early on.
