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Brown to "do a Saddam"

A top secret memo leaked to PolicyBlender by one of our deep cover agents within the government has revealed that Gordon Brown is taking an active interest in the trial of Saddam Hussein.

Hussein, who is now boycotting his own trial, stated yesterday "I will not return; I will not come to an unjust court! Go to hell!"

The documents we have received indicate that should the strategy prove successful, Gordon Brown will boycott the next election issuing the following statement: "you sons of whores; it is you who have ravaged my faithful wife Prudence, her downfall is your doing, infidel pig-dogs, you sully the good name of golden rules and economic cycles. Without you there would be economic order!"


Okay, okay, I know Saddam is a bad mad man, but no one should be forced to take part in a show trial. Especially, when the foregone conclusion is there execution. Which is to say, on this occassion, Saddam is right.


it worked for OJ...

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