Vote heralds new future for Conservative Party
This week saw the most important vote for a decade for the Conservative Party, as Carol Thatcher won 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here'. Thatcher, daughter of Britain's first female Prime Minister, cost the bookmakers £250,000 yesterday.
Me Tarzan, you Carol
In other news, someone called David will be announced today as the leader of the Conservative Party for its next election defeat.
Me Tarzan, you Carol
In other news, someone called David will be announced today as the leader of the Conservative Party for its next election defeat.
Breaking News: Mark Thatcher has been implicated in an attempted coup.
Working with a mysterious character called Borat Sagdiyev - believed to be a pseudonym for the shadowy Jewish super-villain Sasha Baron Rumsfeld - Thatcher is alleged to have provided funding for a military takeover of Kazakhstan.
More news as we make it up, er, get it…
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Tue Dec 06, 12:51:00 pm