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Mr Blair negotiates successfully on the Continent

Mr Blair, the Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury, returned from the Continent by aeroplane today having successfully negotiated an agreement that will permit Her Majesty to retain her rebate of European Union budgetary contributions.


Mr Blair following his diplomatic victory

Speaking shortly after his aeroplane arrived safely back onto British soil, Mr Blair said:

"My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Europe bringing a rebate with honour. I believe it is a rebate for our time."

In other news, M. Chirac, President of the Fifth French Republic, has been accused of making photographic representations of his posterior and presenting them to visiting foreign leaders using a confidence trick to pass them off as deals on European Union budgetary agreements.