Government to consider ban on respiration
Following the successful breathing ban in several European capitals, the government is to consider implementing a complete respiration ban in all workplaces, to be enforced from 1st April 2006.
"When you exhale carbon dioxide, the air around you becomes less hospitable, and it could have health implications for the people forced to inhale your second-hand air."said a government spokesman. "We have considered a partial ban, or breathing and non-breathing areas for restaurants and bars, but our research shows that only a total ban on all exhalation of carbon dioxide will have any real effect."
It is expected people will still be permitted to breathe in the privacy of their own homes. Scuba-diving equipment will also be outlawed on April 1st.
Tony Blair practices for his last breath, midnight 31st March
"When you exhale carbon dioxide, the air around you becomes less hospitable, and it could have health implications for the people forced to inhale your second-hand air."said a government spokesman. "We have considered a partial ban, or breathing and non-breathing areas for restaurants and bars, but our research shows that only a total ban on all exhalation of carbon dioxide will have any real effect."
It is expected people will still be permitted to breathe in the privacy of their own homes. Scuba-diving equipment will also be outlawed on April 1st.
Tony Blair practices for his last breath, midnight 31st March
"Tony Blair practices for his last breath, midnight 31st March"
Matt the Jackal?
Is that Catcher in the Rye I see you reading Matt?
I think we should be told...
Posted by
Ben |
Thu Jan 12, 01:59:00 pm
Um. I've never read 'The Catcher In The Rye', and I've never been the inmate of a mental institution. I don't want to kill anyone. I'm not dog-like, except in my ability to pee standing up. I just thought it'd be nice to tie in the smoking ban, global warming and not liking Tony very much.
Posted by
Matt |
Thu Jan 12, 03:02:00 pm