The Policy Blender

With the destruction of the Labour Party continuing apace under the capable hands of the Blair of the Labour Party - aided manfully by Blair of the Yard - Sir Menzies Campbell, the elderly leader of the LibDems, has turned his creaky arthritic attention to the Conservatives.

In an announcement that will shock many people as senile and out-of-touch as he, Sir Menzies claimed that the Conservative Party is “right wing”.

One awaits his autobiography with fevered anticipation of further inside revelations. In the meantime, the noble Knight might want to take a good look at the half of his party know as the Orange Bookers, who believe in Social and Economic Liberty – an uncanny similarity to the platform of Cameron’s “right wing” Conservatives.

I wonder if Ming’s autobiography will be entitled “How to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody”…