Breaking news! Ken wins Eiffel Tower in poker game!
In a last ditch attempt to secure the London Eye for London, and save a million Parisiens daily confusion, Ken Livingstone has won the Eiffel Tower, Sacre Coeur and the Arc de Triomphe by going all in on two pairs in a game of poker against Bertrand Delanoe, the mayor of Paris. Livingstone stood to lose the Palace of Westminster (Big Ben not included), Nelson's Column and Tower Bridge in the unconventional move.
It is expected that the London Eye will be moved to Greenwich, as was suggested earlier in the week. It will be replaced by the Eiffel Tower, which will stand for three years, as was originally planned in 1889. Sacre Coeur will replace the Royal Albert Hall, which will be moved to the current site of the Natural History Museum. The Natural History Museum will be moved with the Science Museum and the Victoria and Albert Museum to Bloomsbury, and the British Museum will be moved to Cairo, where the rest of the world will be allowed to come and collect their things after lessons, as long as they are good.
The Arc De Triomphe will be moved to Marble Arch, and Marble Arch will be given to Paris as a consolation prize for not winning the Olympics. It is expected that it will be placed at the Charles De Gaulle Etiole, north of the Seine, where citizens will be asked to guess what has changed.
It is expected that the London Eye will be moved to Greenwich, as was suggested earlier in the week. It will be replaced by the Eiffel Tower, which will stand for three years, as was originally planned in 1889. Sacre Coeur will replace the Royal Albert Hall, which will be moved to the current site of the Natural History Museum. The Natural History Museum will be moved with the Science Museum and the Victoria and Albert Museum to Bloomsbury, and the British Museum will be moved to Cairo, where the rest of the world will be allowed to come and collect their things after lessons, as long as they are good.
The Arc De Triomphe will be moved to Marble Arch, and Marble Arch will be given to Paris as a consolation prize for not winning the Olympics. It is expected that it will be placed at the Charles De Gaulle Etiole, north of the Seine, where citizens will be asked to guess what has changed.
jesus, if those were the stake now I'm glad the Government dropped its ideas for Super Casinos!
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Ben |
Thu May 26, 05:54:00 pm