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Brits salvage Chinese debris

Police have condemned a group of scavengers who have claimed salvage rights on a load of Chinese debris that was scattered over the South Coast this weekend.

The debris, which was confirmed by the Chinese Government to be the result of an anti-satellite missile test, contains material that might be valuable to the British military.

One scavenger, a Mr Des Browne from Scotland, said “look, we’ve got the lowest level of funding in our armed forces since 1932. It’s only right and proper that we get ourselves down to the beach to grab as much metal and electrical stuff as possible so that we can patch up the only working tank we have left and point it at some other country in the Middle East,” before adding: “probably Iran”.

Posted by Ben on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 11:06 am |

And we're back! Good to see a new post, Ben. I personally recommend this satirical picture:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6767594

Posted by Blogger Matt | Tue Jan 23, 11:25:00 am  

Yes –

I will post a new article forthwith petitioning his Toniness.

I think we’ll probably get what we want for a very reasonable price, er – loan…

Posted by Blogger Ben | Tue Jan 23, 03:25:00 pm  

alright I won't I'll get side-tracked by work...

Posted by Blogger Ben | Tue Jan 23, 04:59:00 pm  

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