Blair: David Davis "Almost Prime Minister"
The mutual backslapping continues. Following David Davis' admission that Tony Blair is "almost a genius", the Prime Minister has come out in support of the Tory leadership frontrunner.
Davis: "Almost PM"
In an unusual move that will no doubt anger many Labour supporters, including Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister appears to be nominating a successor from another political party.
Downing Street officials were unable to comment on the bizarre succession, as they were too busy wetting themselves with laughter at Gordon Brown as he begged the PM to reconsider.
Davis: "Almost PM"
In an unusual move that will no doubt anger many Labour supporters, including Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister appears to be nominating a successor from another political party.
Downing Street officials were unable to comment on the bizarre succession, as they were too busy wetting themselves with laughter at Gordon Brown as he begged the PM to reconsider.