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Sun Columnist to join Daily Mail

The highly respected left-wing author and journalist Richard Hilterjohn is to join the left-wing newspaper the Daily Reich.

Hitlerjohn, who issued a statement through his lawyer yesterday said that he felt "increasingly marginalised by the right-wing Blairite agenda [at the Sun] and Murdoch driven support for New Labour during the 2005 election".

The Daily Reich editor Joseph Goebbels welcomed Hitlerjohn, saying that "he will fit right in to our progressive, liberal, left-wing, all-white, male, pure, team of stormjournalistsā€¦ I look forward to reading his latest comments on our proposition to give all asylum seekers a special free shower on arrival to the UK. His support for A.N. Eichmann's plans has not been unnoticed."