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Body found at Government building

Police are investigating after a body was found John Prescott's London head quarters in the early hours of this morning.

No other information is available at the moment, though it is claimed that the DPM "hasn't punched anyone in ages".

Posted by Ben on Friday, September 30, 2005 at 11:16 am |

Ben - have you died? Or more seriously, is this a genuine story? Cause I'm failing to see the satire, but I can't find it on Google News.

Posted by Blogger Matt | Fri Sept 30, 01:16:00 pm  

it's not in the news yet, but it is a genuine story.

Posted by Blogger Ben | Fri Sept 30, 03:30:00 pm  

Woohoo! A PolicyBlender exclusive!

Posted by Blogger Matt | Fri Sept 30, 03:52:00 pm  

haven't found anything else out about it. Which is strange, because I've been in the pub for three hours today.

I thought that was how jounalism worked...

Posted by Blogger Ben | Fri Sept 30, 04:09:00 pm  

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