by our Daily Mail Staff Writer, Major Moral-Rage (Rtd) Last night the serene and peaceful little island of Britain was literally torn to pieces with scenes of Goyic purgatory as alcohol-ridden youths terrorised the streets in the early hours of the morning because of the new suicidally dangerous 24-hour bingeing laws.
Now that it is legal to drink beyond the traditional hours that have served this country so well over the last ninety years, our green and pleasant land will become vomit-stained as it hastens it's decent into hell.
Last night's series of riots and pitched battles with Police are just the beginning of the end. Our once great nation has cast itself on the path to Armageddon because of the calculated destructive actions of our government.
This is a government that wishes to destroy everything that Britain stands for. Order, respect, decency and freedom all must be enforced by
strict discipline . It's what we fought Hitler and the Reds to protect. Britain is in danger again, but this time the enemy is within.
We must be honest and face the fact that the majority of people in this magnificent and delightful land of freedom and justice are complete scumbags who would destroy our fair country and themselves if they were given half the chance. They know no better and they are incapable of leaning because they are stupid. Look at Wayne Rooney.
That's why it is up to decent people like you and I, who know how to protect the liberties and freedoms of this great nation to preserve the natural order and quell the unpleasant masses. It's our duty to protect them from themselves. They must remain restrained otherwise our very society is at risk from a Marxist revolution of drunken idiots who idolise David Beckham and black American rappers.
Our Government knows this. They secretly want to destroy our sweet and delectable country from within, taking down all that we hold dear - the Home Counties, fox hunting, our daughter's virginity. This is because they hate Britain. They hate Britain because they're
Communists.
We must protect ourselves from Communism by restricting the liberties of the proletariat classes. With the relaxation of drinking laws, I fear that our chances of defending our masses against the evil influences of American commercialism - and the dangerous revolutionary ideals they portray - are severely weakened.
Bonjour Rosbifs!
Grußeroberer!
